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Armor of Flatchesthood

The Armor of Flatchesthood was Blacksmith Smithy Blackfinger of Skyfinger's first attempt in the project that eventually became the Armor of Fullchesthood, and was the result of his failure to consider a minus sign in his calculations. Being the exact opposite of the intent, the Armor of Flatchesthood gives the wearer, no matter how buxom or busty, the figure of an 11-year-old boy.

It's about as popular among men as the Brassiere of Holding, but it's actually a rather prized artifact among women. It's extremely useful for buxom warrioresses to keep around, though, as it can diminish lower-back pain, and allow the wearer to run and jump without pain.