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Armor of Anonymity

Crafted by the Forge-King Groin the Virile, the Armor of Anonymity was designed to let Groin slip in and out of young maiden's abodes without being noticed by their pick-axe wielding sires. With the power to allow its wearer to magically blend in amongst crowds or move through empty rooms unnoticed. Unfortunately, one dark night Groin, in his haste to escape from the wrath of particularly angry father, mistook a wheel of cheese for his magical armor. While Groin did escape - minus his dignity - the armor was lost since no one in the household cared to make note of it. The cheese, did, however significantly improve Groin's body odor.

Not to be confused with the Armoires of Anonymity.