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Acute Alcohol Poisoning

An unfortunately regular affliction in the land of Battal, it is most often attributed to those rare Elemenstors who associate and treat with Eldritch Beings Beyond Comprehension and 'experiment' with Ridiculously Alcoholic beverages.

It is beleived that an Elemenstor who trafficks with Eldritch Beings Beyond Comprehension risks being invited to their moronic and juvenile parties and being goaded into making out with passed out Eldritch Chicks and chugging mass quantities of Ridiculously Alcoholic Beverages until he is left a burnt out, lifeless husk, corrupted by evil and no more than a mindless servant to their relatively dim-witted will. The Eldritch Beings Beyond Comprehension often use said Elemenstors as drinking buddies until they die of Acute Alcohol Poisoning in the long run.

It is said that all within the grasp of the dread Eldritch Beings Beyond Comprehension feel the inescapable tug to serve, but most have no capacity to do so or just aren't into 'That Lame Shit', and thus, rebuff their advances.