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A Recepie (sic) for Success
by James Langomedes
Despite being told not to, repeatedly, James Langomedes, the translator and adapter of The Wizbits Cartoon, wrote a children's book, entitled "A Recepie for Success." Based upon his own dabbling into chaos magick, thelema, and wicca ("Anything for the witch chicks," he later confessed), the picture book is a disjointed and surreal guide to warping reality to the reader's will, as digested for young minds. It is renowned for having atrocious spelling errors, even in the title.
Obviously the book was largely bunk, hence the continued failure of kindergarten-aged black magi to crush the world beneath their heels. Nonetheless it raised a tizzy among certain parental watchdog groups and a perpetual thorn on humanity's side, the latter of whom attempted to prove the book was a genuine threat by "casting" one of the spells in the hopes that it would successfully tear open a black hole of raw Carry in the center of the city. The only result netted by the ritual was a bad case of Herpes A.
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