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A Chicken

Much like A Rock, calling A Chicken any old chicken is a grievous error, often forcing the mistaken person to be called by many expert Elemenstor fans as "retarded" for all eternity. In fact, A Chicken possesses much destructive energy (much like your average Meteoric Cow), being able to destroy even the greatest kingdoms with the slightest cuckoo. In short, A Chicken is to be feared.

Fortunately for the general population, A Chicken will not usually summon all this destruction unless provoked to the point of incredible anger too great for even Derrek the Imaginer to comprehend, were Derrek actually to attempt to do so. The only time in recorded history A Chicken has ever destroyed up to more than half its actual potential was when Char Reyarteb stepped on A Chicken's head circa 19,116, which allegedly contributed to his defeat by the Four Underdogs that same year (though Reyarteb obviously never admitted it).

See Also: Battle of the Rebuilt Kingdom